• # Re: Le Clitoris est le plus court chemin vers la matrice! Youpi!

    Posté par  . Évalué à 9.

    Q: How does a UNIX Guru do Sex ?
    A: unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep

    Je trolle dès quand ça parle business, sécurité et sciences sociales

    • [^] # Re: Le Clitoris est le plus court chemin vers la matrice! Youpi!

      Posté par  (site web personnel) . Évalué à 6.

      peyo@solea:~$ man sex

      SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)



      -q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

      -s sadism (target must set -m)

      -S sundae option

      -T
      voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
      area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

      -v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

      -w whipped cream option

      -W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

      ENVIRONMENT
      LOVERS
      is a list of default partners which will be used if
      none are specified in the command line. If any are
      specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

      FILES
      /usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality

      /usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates

      /usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes

      /usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment



      BUGS
      ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

      ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

      MAN AUTHOR
      Author prefers to be anonymous.

      HISTORY
      Oldest program ever.
  • # Re: Le Clitoris est le plus court chemin vers la matrice! Youpi!

    Posté par  (site web personnel) . Évalué à 3.

    $man woman
    no manual entry for woman.

    $make love
    no rules to make love.
    • [^] # Re: Le Clitoris est le plus court chemin vers la matrice! Youpi!

      Posté par  (site web personnel) . Évalué à 1.

      Microsoft Windows 2000 [Version 5.00.2195]
      (C) Copyright 1985-2000 Microsoft Corp.

      C:\>make love
      'make' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
      operable program or batch file.

      C:\>man woman
      'man' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
      operable program or batch file.

      C:\>

      Je vois pas où, mais j'ai du me tromper quelque part...

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